So I went bra shopping...

I got two 34D bras.
One that's really comfortable. It's white wif assorted hearts in the sequence of the colours of the rainbow.
And another one that's black wif pink + silver stars.
Not so comfy. :-/

So, I wear the bras.
Then, a week or 2 later, I find out I'm an E cup.
And for you stupid people out there, E is the exact same thing as DD.
DUH!!
I know someone who said "I don't mind being a DD but I DO NOT want to be an E."

WOW.

I can't log into my About.com account. >:[
I had to make a new WeeMee.
I fink my account name's shaantychan.
Or cacabonstumph.
iono.
x]

Add my piczo.
I fink my sn is shaantychan.
Just search me.
=]

I cannot find a bra that fits now.
And, sadly still, I have an arse and chub to match my jugs.
Dx

I had a dream where I was gonna go to Town Shop wif me mum, but the directions were so confusing.
They probably would be in the most populated city in the country!

How am I gonna find Steven and Wilson in such a big place?!
D:

Tell me a story about Patrick Fugit.

=]

Cynthia McKinney is merely a failed democrat.
Demo crats and republicans SUCKKKKKK.
xD

If Bill Clinton was such a great president, then you musta been hella pissed when be got impeached. o=

I'm still obsessing over Green party.
[VOTE KAT SWIFT!!!]
And shades of the colour green.
And yellow.
And sky blue.
=]

Kat Swift owns.
ANchor babies are freaks.
I wanna be put into foster care. BADD.
Check out my MySpace.
It's pretty. x]

I hate my school. =]

I wanna go to high school in Brazil.
I'll live wif my cousins Pri + Juliana in Sao Paulo. =]
Although, I might wanna learn Portuguese first. xD

I'm listening to Mushman and We The Kings non-stop now.
I listen to Mushmafor Patrick Fugit.
And I listen to WTK because I saw them on SURS one day and liked their song.
It was Skyway Avenue.
I'm listening to it right now, tbh. x]

It's a bit too popular for my taste, tho. >:p

I am such a butterface.
Meagan is the only person who's(sp) ever told me I'm not.
Dx

I luff her to death, tho.

A bi-sexual friend of mine keeps asking me to kiss her on the lips in school.
It's kinda funny when people stare.
I don't mind the staring.
But I luff Meagan.
I don't wanna kiss anyone else.
I'll only kiss Patrick Stump if he + Meagan + I have a threesome afterwards.

Yes, I am a virgin.
I will be on my deathbed.
Young whores in my school keep saying I'm a scary freak because I'm bi but don't fuck.
THAT'S CALLED NOT BEING A WHORE.

The girls in my science class are bitches.
They fink I'm a lesbian and I'm all hott for them.
They're Hollister whores.
If I were lez or straight, I'd hate them regardless!!
It's an advanced class, and when I used big words or "smart people talk" they get mad at me.
WTF?!

I'm using 4th grade language here, HELLO?!?!

I want a Mark Wood SV4 Stingray.
It's an electric violin.
Mark's the lead violinist of the Trans Siberian Orchestra.
You know?
The orchestra that made that song that's in the FYE commercial on FUSE all the time?
It's Russion Christmas or somefink like that. xp

I wonder who composed it...

I want an electric viola.
Dx

Whenever I wanna listen to Patrick Stump's voice, I always play EOWYGF.
I luff that CD x9028374012987498217349821394.
=]

People I currently obsess over:

-Patrick Stump [obviously]
-Steven Smith [needs to shave his chest + armpits. BADD. Recently performed "A Love Song." Check it out on YouTube. <33]
-Paul Dano **swoon**
-Christian Bale [only man wif "a full package." Hideous on most men.]
-Patrick Fugit [awesome band. Awesome movies. I really want A copy of the Wristcutters DVD. BADD]
-MEAGAN COCAINE.

If you didn't know that about me, then you don't know me at all.
xD

It's Valentine's Day.
The most dreaded day of the year.
Hollister whores and their "pookie-pies" smooching in public more than ever.
People handing out candy and shit to people they like.
I live in my fantasies.
Meagan and I haven't talked in a while.
I am so pathetic. =[[

A demand for abortions will be highest in the whole year after today.
Everybody better get theirs.
I hate children.
-_-

I'm listening to MGMT.
I need to go CD shopping.
The last CD I bought was The Forecast.
I really need new shitttttttt.
>.<>:p

B-cups aren't big.
Unless you're like a 52B.
THAT'S BIG.

Tell me a story about your life.
Or maybe somefink I can put on my MySpace.
=]

I still luff the colour green.
<333333

Men in aprons are HOTT.
xD

Talk to you next week.

-Shaant